Hollywood Popular Artists

Apr 22nd 2013, 19:30

Last week, Patton Oswalt presented his now famed proposal for "Star Wars: Episode VII" and he won the internet. As is traditional on the World Wide Web, the slate is wiped clean every week for a new successor to take over this crazy series of tubes.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner.

If you have heard of the internet, you probably know that last week, a sharply worded internal email from a sorority found its way out into the world, and we were all introduced to the term "c--- punt."

This week, Michael Shannon (via Funny or Die) continued the long tradition of dramatic reads with a take on this new email sensation. There's one thing you need to know about Shannon. The man cannot half-ass a role, and he makes no exception for internet memes.

Check out the video above and get ready to send it to everyone you know.

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