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Jul 11th 2012, 17:10

Matt Damon asked y'all to talk sh*t -- and now a charming commode-bound bloke wants to make sure you give a crap. What's all this potty mouthin' about? Saving lives one wipe at a time!

Simon Griffiths, a young social entrepreneur from Down Under aka the land of the Brothers Hemsworth, is literally sitting on a toilet right now. And he's gonna stay there until we help him raise $50,000 to launch the world's most charitable toilet paper.

Griffiths and his crack crew at Who Gives A Crap have spent several years developing a truly feel-good product that's not only super sustainable -- 100% recycled plus dye, chemical and chlorine-free -- but also contributes 50% of its profits towards the construction of toilets and improvement of sanitation in the developing world. Check out this cheeky video for more deets on the  humanitarian T.P.:

Bet you never realized how precious that porcelain throne really is, huh? Nearly 2.4 billion people (almost 40% of the world's population) live without a proper place to do their business -- and the results are water borne illnesses that kill 4,000 children under the age of five every single day. And the worst part is that it's all totally preventable. Super sh*tty.

And that's why this adorable ginger guy (FYI: 75% chance I fall in love with you if you're Aussie, nearly 95% chance if you're an activist Aussie) has literally been livestreaming himself in the loo (that's how One Direction says bathroom) for more than an entire day. And now Simon's just $5,000 away from his goal!

The crap-ton of people without a crapper need our help for that final push. (Sorry, had to -- poop puns are the best!) So get behind this sit-down movement by dropping a donation deuce! You can pre-order your own roll and if you have $50 to pledge, you get to tweet Simon something silly to do on the john -- he's already rocked a T.P. turban, so top that! If I was gonna tweet at him I would be asking for his digits...on my very own soft 'n fluffy square of Who Gives A Crap, of course. It's just my call of doody.

 

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