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May 31st 2012, 20:31

Poor Drake. T. Boone Pickens just stunted on him heavy, and hilariously, via Twitter -- apparently billionaire oil barons got swagger, too. And now we're throwing Drizzy into the hot seat with another super rich old white dude…Presidential wannabe Mitt Romney! Yup, the great American blurb battle strikes again. We got another Who Said It? Rapper or Republican?! quiz for ya.

Y'all didn't think we were gonna let those two off da hook, did ya? Oh hell naw. In previous quizzes, Kanye went H.A.M. on Newt, Eminem faced Rick Santorum, Weezy got wordy with Ron Paul and now it's time to compare the verbal antics of rap's pretty boy with the GOP's silver fox. (C'mon, Mitt is working that grey streak!)

Mr. October and Mr. November (Romney wants that nickname BAD) have a lot in common. Their closets are full of sweaters. They have a tendency to awkwardly flaunt their wealth to struggling Americans -- Drake has no problem announcing that he's "25 sittin' on 25 mil" and Mitt makes $10,000 bets on live television. (You know his campaign wished they could etch-a-sketch that slip up.)

Photos: Jimmy Kimmel Live/ Kristyn Ulanday)

And there's no denying the super cheesiness of these two dudes. Drake actually spit this lyric: "I just knew that she was fine like a ticket on the dash" while Mitt openly admitted he's a try-hard (get it?!), "I like the Twilight series. I thought that was fun." Plus, Lil Aubrey and Mittens must have taken some heat for those interesting first names back in elementary school...

Sure Drizzy and Mizzy catch lots of flack, but it's only because the Canadian MC and the former Massachusetts Gov. are at the top of their game. Drake's second album is getting mad props while Mitt is taking congratulatory calls from Obama because he finally locked down enough delegates to win the Republican nomination for President. Not too shabby for some sweater-wearin' fools.

Aight, now you convinced this quiz might take a bit more brain power than you expected? Let's get this party started…

1. "You got some bling bling!"

2. "I used to rent a Phantom for $6,000 a month."

3. "Morning, y'all. I got started this morning right with a biscuit and some cheesy grits."

4. "She's a babe. I saw that when I was 15."

5. "I guess you lose some and win some, long as the outcome is income."

6. "I introduce to you the heavyweight champion of my life. Wait, that didn't come out right." [Referring to a significant other.]

7. "I guess it really is just me, myself and all my millions."

8. "Look at us in here...We are all nice together, all nice and wet, you know, like a can of sardines."

9. "It [a shower] has 10 jets, an overhead, and it sprays out lavender or whatever scents you want. It's something I've always wanted."

10. "I can't believe we really made it, I'm partly surprised."

 

Answers: 1. Mitt 2. Drake 3. Mitt 4. Mitt 5. Drake 6. Mitt 7. Drake 8. Mitt 9. Drake 10. Drake

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