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Movie characters are people too. Well, they're imaginary people for the most part, but that doesn't mean that they don't have a few aspects of their lifestyles that they'd like to change in 2013.

With so many great characters in the year 2012 (you can find out Top Ten here), there are more than a few that have some stuff they can work on in 2013.

Here are the New Years resolutions for the movie characters of 2012!

Batman from "The Dark Knight Rises"
Stop trusting clearly evil people.
Batman

Thor from "Avengers"
Stop falling for that disappearing Loki trick.
Thor

Maya from "Zero Dark Thirty"
Catch up on Season One of "Homeland."
Zero Dark Thirty

Spider-Man from "The Amazing Spider-Man"
Try to keep the mask on more often.
Amazing Spider-Man

Abraham Lincoln from "Lincoln"
Find more situations in which to use that "Clothed in immense power" line. It rocks.
Lincoln

Anna Karenina from "Anna Karenina"
Be more careful when crossing train tracks.

Anna

Freddie Quell from "The Master"
Cut back on drinking...water.
Master

Calvin Candie from "Django Unchained"
Be more wary of handshakes from enemies.
Django

Katniss Everdeen from "The Hunger Games"
Pay more respect to fine wood furnishings.
Katniss

Young Joe from "Looper"
Invest in Rogaine now.
Looper

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